[01]Name	[02]Details
001 “#1 Worker”	A morale patch reading '#1 WORKER.' Corporate-issued recognition that costs noth…
002 “Actually, I AM A Rocket Scientist”	A morale patch reading 'ACTUALLY, I AM A ROCKET SCIENTIST.' The corrective respo…
003 “All Out of Fucks To Give” (Astronaut with Turned Out Pockets)	A morale patch showing an astronaut with empty, turned-out pockets and the text …
004 “Allergic To Bullshit” (Medical Style Patch)	A medical-style alert patch reading 'ALLERGIC TO BULLSHIT.' Styled like a genuin…
005 “APEX PREDATOR” (Sabertooth Skull)	A morale patch reading 'APEX PREDATOR' beneath a sabertooth tiger skull. Worn by…
006 “Bad Bitch”	A morale patch reading 'BAD BITCH.' Self-explanatory confidence in fabric form.
007 “Be Sure: Doubletap”	A tactical morale patch reading 'BE SURE: DOUBLETAP.' Sound advice when dealing …
008 “Cowboy Up” (Crossed Revolvers)	A morale patch reading 'COWBOY UP' over crossed revolvers. For crew who solve pr…
009 “DILLIGAF?”	A morale patch reading 'DILLIGAF?' — Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck? The univer…
010 “Do I LOOK Like An Expert?”	A sarcastic morale patch reading 'DO I LOOK LIKE AN EXPERT?' Typically worn by c…
011 “Do You Sign My Paychecks?” Backpatch	A large backpatch reading 'DO YOU SIGN MY PAYCHECKS?' The definitive conversatio…
012 “DO YOUR JOB”	A blunt corporate-issued morale patch reading 'DO YOUR JOB.' The kind of motivat…
013 “Don’t Run You’ll Only Die Tired” Backpatch	A large backpatch reading 'DON'T RUN, YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED.' Favored by marines…
014 “DRINK / FIGHT / FUCK”	A morale patch reading 'DRINK / FIGHT / FUCK.' The three essential shore-leave a…
015 “Eat The Rich”	A seditious morale patch reading 'EAT THE RICH.' Banned on most corporate statio…
016 “Fix Me First” (Caduceus)	A medical priority patch featuring a caduceus and the text 'FIX ME FIRST.' Worn …
017 “For Science!”	A morale patch reading 'FOR SCIENCE!' The battle cry of scientists about to do s…
018 “Front Towards Enemy” (Claymore Mine)	A morale patch depicting a claymore mine with its directional marking 'FRONT TOW…
019 “Fuck Forever” (Roses)	A morale patch reading 'FUCK FOREVER' surrounded by roses. Romantic nihilism for…
020 “GAME OVER” (Bride & Groom)	A morale patch reading 'GAME OVER' over a pixelated bride and groom. Worn by cre…
021 ”Girl’s Best Friend” (Diamond)	A morale patch reading 'GIRL'S BEST FRIEND' over a glittering diamond. For crew …
022 “GOOD BOY”	A morale patch reading 'GOOD BOY.' Worn sincerely by eager new recruits and iron…
023 “Good” (Brain)	A morale patch depicting a brain labeled 'GOOD.' For scientists and crew who pri…
024 “HELLO MY NAME IS:”	A name-tag style morale patch reading 'HELLO MY NAME IS:' with a blank line. The…
025 “Help Wanted”	A morale patch reading 'HELP WANTED.' Typically worn by crew who are short-staff…
026 “I ♥ Myself”	A morale patch reading "I ♥ MYSELF." Self-love or narcissism, depending on how l…
027 “I Am My Brother’s Keeper”	A morale patch reading 'I AM MY BROTHER'S KEEPER.' Worn by crew who've learned t…
028 “I Am Not A Robot”	A morale patch reading 'I AM NOT A ROBOT.' Worn ironically by androids and since…
029 “I Can’t Fix Stupid”	A mechanic's morale patch reading 'I CAN'T FIX STUPID.' For when the damage repo…
030 “I Like My Tools Clean / And My Lovers Dirty”	A risqué morale patch favored by engineers and mechanics who take pride in their…
031 “I’m A (Love) Machine”	A tongue-in-cheek morale patch reading 'I'M A (LOVE) MACHINE.' Typically worn by…
032 “I’m Not A Rocket Scientist / But You’re An Idiot”	A two-panel morale patch. The top reads 'I'M NOT A ROCKET SCIENTIST,' the bottom…
033 “IF I’M RUNNING KEEP UP” Backpatch	A large backpatch reading 'IF I'M RUNNING, KEEP UP.' Sound tactical advice from …
034 “IMPROVE / ADAPT / OVERCOME”	A motivational morale patch reading 'IMPROVE / ADAPT / OVERCOME.' Words to live …
035 “Keep Well Lubricated”	A tongue-in-cheek maintenance reminder patch reading 'KEEP WELL LUBRICATED.' Dou…
036 “Live Free and Die”	A morale patch reading 'LIVE FREE AND DIE.' A variation on an old-Earth slogan, …
037 “LONER”	A morale patch reading 'LONER' in stark block letters. Worn by crew who prefer s…
038 “Mama Tried”	A morale patch reading 'MAMA TRIED.' A nod to old-Earth country music and the un…
039 “Meat Bag”	A morale patch reading 'MEAT BAG.' Often worn by humans in crews with androids, …
040 “My Other Ride Married You”	A bumper-sticker-style morale patch reading 'MY OTHER RIDE MARRIED YOU.' Relatio…
041 “NOMAD”	A morale patch reading 'NOMAD.' For crew who've been planet-hopping so long they…
042 “One Size Fits All” (Grenade)	A morale patch reading 'ONE SIZE FITS ALL' over a fragmentation grenade. The uni…
043 “Plays Well With Others”	An ironic morale patch reading 'PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS.' Typically worn by the m…
044 “Powered By Coffee”	A morale patch reading 'POWERED BY COFFEE' over a steaming mug. Accurate for rou…
045 “Smile: Big Brother is Watching”	A morale patch reading 'SMILE: BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING.' A pointed reminder of c…
046 “Smooth Operator”	A morale patch reading 'SMOOTH OPERATOR.' Worn by crew who fancy themselves cool…
047 “Solve Et Coagula” (Baphomet)	A morale patch depicting Baphomet with the alchemical inscription 'SOLVE ET COAG…
048 “Space IS My Home” (Sad Astronaut)	A morale patch depicting a forlorn astronaut helmet with the text 'SPACE IS MY H…
049 “SUCK IT UP”	A morale patch reading 'SUCK IT UP.' The most common medical advice dispensed ab…
050 “Take Me To Your Leader” (UFO)	A morale patch depicting a classic flying saucer with the text 'TAKE ME TO YOUR …
051 “Take My Life (Please)”	A darkly humorous morale patch reading 'TAKE MY LIFE (PLEASE).' Worn by crew who…
052 “The Louder You Scream the Faster I Come” (Nurse Pin-Up)	A pin-up nurse patch with provocative text. Classic field-medic gallows humor th…
053 “Too Pretty To Die”	A morale patch reading 'TOO PRETTY TO DIE.' Worn by crew whose survival strategy…
054 “Travel To Distant Places / Meet Unusual Things / Get Eaten”	A morale patch reading 'TRAVEL TO DISTANT PLACES / MEET UNUSUAL THINGS / GET EAT…
055 “Troubleshooter”	An identification patch reading 'TROUBLESHOOTER.' Worn by crew whose job descrip…
056 “Upstanding Citizen”	An ironically clean-cut morale patch reading 'UPSTANDING CITIZEN.' Popular among…
057 “Volunteer”	A morale patch reading 'VOLUNTEER.' Worn either bravely or foolishly — in the vo…
058 “Welcome to the DANGER ZONE”	A morale patch reading 'WELCOME TO THE DANGER ZONE.' Standard issue for crews he…
059 “Work Hard / Party Harder”	A morale patch reading 'WORK HARD / PARTY HARDER.' The governing philosophy of c…
060 All Seeing Eye	A morale patch depicting the all-seeing eye within a triangle. Occult symbolism …
061 Atom Symbol	A morale patch depicting the classic atom symbol with orbiting electrons. Worn b…
062 Biohazard Symbol	A standard biohazard warning symbol patch. Worn by hazmat teams, exobiologists, …
063 Black Widow Spider	A morale patch depicting a black widow spider with its red hourglass marking. Wo…
064 Blood Type (Reference Patch)	A standard medical reference patch displaying the wearer's blood type for emerge…
065 BOHICA (Bend Over Here It Comes Again)	A morale patch reading 'BOHICA' — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again. The crew's sta…
066 Chibi Cthulhu	A morale patch featuring a cute, big-eyed cartoon Cthulhu. Somehow more disturbi…
067 Crossed Hammers with Wings	A morale patch depicting crossed hammers with wings. The emblem of asteroid mine…
068 Dice (Snake Eyes)	A morale patch depicting two dice showing snake eyes. The gambler's worst roll a…
069 Double Cherry	A morale patch depicting a pair of cherries on a single stem. A classic tattoo m…
070 Dove in Crosshairs	A morale patch depicting a peace dove caught in sniper crosshairs. A grim commen…
071 Flame Emoji	A morale patch depicting a cartoon flame emoji. Worn by flamethrower operators, …
072 FUBAR	A morale patch reading 'FUBAR' — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition. The unofficia…
073 Fun Meter (reads: Bad Time)	A gauge-style morale patch with the needle pinned in the red, reading 'BAD TIME.…
074 Grim Reaper Backpatch	A large backpatch depicting the Grim Reaper with scythe. Morbid regalia favored …
075 Heart	A simple red heart patch. Sometimes worn sincerely, more often ironically by cre…
076 HMFIC (Head Mother Fucker In Charge)	A morale patch reading 'HMFIC' — Head Mother Fucker In Charge. Worn by self-appo…
077 Icarus	A morale patch depicting Icarus with melting wings. A cautionary symbol for crew…
078 Inverted Cross	A morale patch depicting an inverted cross. Occult or anti-religious symbolism, …
079 Jolly Roger	A classic skull-and-crossbones Jolly Roger patch. Popular with boarding parties,…
080 Medic Patch (Skull and Crossbones over Cross)	A medical identification patch featuring a skull and crossbones overlaid on a re…
081 Mr. Yuck	A classic green grimacing face patch — Mr. Yuk, the universal poison warning mas…
082 Mudflap Girl	A classic silhouette of the mudflap girl. An old-Earth trucking tradition carrie…
083 NASA Logo	A vintage NASA logo patch — the classic meatball design. A nostalgic relic from …
084 Nuclear Symbol	A standard radiation trefoil symbol patch. Worn by engineers who work near react…
085 Pin-Up Model (Ace of Spades)	A classic pin-up girl patch framed within an ace of spades playing card. A tradi…
086 Pin-Up Model (Mechanic)	A pin-up patch depicting a grease-covered mechanic posing with a wrench. Popular…
087 Pin-Up Model (Riding Missile)	A classic pin-up patch depicting a woman straddling a missile in flight. A nod t…
088 Pin-Up Model (Succubus)	A pin-up patch depicting a sultry demoness. Popular among crews with a fatalisti…
089 Poker Hand: Dead Man’s Hand (Aces Full Of Eights)	A morale patch depicting the Dead Man's Hand: aces and eights, black cards only.…
090 Princess	A morale patch reading 'PRINCESS' in glittering cursive. Worn with varying degre…
091 Queen of Hearts	A playing-card style patch depicting the Queen of Hearts. A favorite among card …
092 Red Gear	A simple red gear cog patch. The emblem of industrial workers, mechanics, and th…
093 Red Shirt Logo	A morale patch bearing the iconic red shirt logo — a dark joke about expendable …
094 Risk of Electrocution Symbol	A hazard warning patch depicting the lightning-bolt electrocution symbol. Practi…
095 Security Guard	An identification patch marking the wearer as station security. Often met with r…
096 Skull and Crossed Wrenches	A morale patch depicting a skull over crossed wrenches. The unofficial emblem of…
097 Smiley Face (Glow in the Dark)	A glow-in-the-dark smiley face patch. Its cheerful grin takes on a distinctly un…
098 Soviet Hammer & Sickle	A morale patch bearing the Soviet hammer and sickle. An old-Earth political reli…
099 Viking Skull	A morale patch depicting a snarling Viking skull with a horned helmet. Favored b…
100 отъебись (“Fuck Off,” Russian)	A morale patch with the Russian profanity отъебись, meaning "fuck off." A multil…

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